Motivation to Shut Up and Run

I took a sabbatical from exercise. And then I ate chocolate like there was a prohibition on chocolate. I ate, drank, and oh I was merry…for a little while anyway. I not only fell off the wagon, but I hacked it up into kindling, started a bonfire and made smores by it.

Why?  I really don’t know but…

I.

Checked.

Out.

Here’s what I do know, my body was pissed right off that I took a break. And I explained to it that “we were on a break”, but it didn’t seem to matter because it fought back like a cat stuffed in a boot (weird reference, but sadly I’ve actually saw my Dad stuff a cat into a boot. Don’t judge, it bounced out and lived for another 20 years).

My joints seized up; if I sat too long I had to shuffle for a bit after standing just to get going. My skin broke out…it’s not fun having the skin of a 13-year-old boy let me tell you.  I was sad for no clear reason and I wanted to punch things. Often. I was hungry more often even though I was eating foods that were richer in fat content and calories. For the first time in years, I wanted to binge on potato chips. The kind of binge where you suddenly awake as if in a trance-like-state surrounded by potato-chip crumbs. I was sick more often within two months than I had been in years. Doesn’t that sound fun?!

So the other day I decided I was going to go back to eating healthy foods and get off my ever-expanding tush and go for a run. I loaded up my iPod with a Power playlist that makes it impossible to sit still while listening (or at least will have you shoulder dancing). The 5K that I could once run in 30 minutes, took me 41 minutes. It was like starting from scratch. My legs felt like I had small children attached to each one and I drug them the entire way.

As I was running, I thought about ways to trick my mind into thinking this run was enjoyable and hopefully I would feel motivated to press on for the full 5K. Here’s what I came up with…

  • Pretend I am getting chased by hissing geese (which has happened to me before). That got me through one KM.
  • Pretend someone is running beside me critiquing me on my running style (steady breathing, abs in, look straight ahead). A judgemental Gazelle was running along side me (at first I spelled it “Giselle” but I mean the animal, not the hot super model).
  • Remember that movie “Speed” with Sandra Bullock where the bus would blow up if it quit moving? I am the bus. Don’t stop or I will undoubtably blow up.
  • Talk to myself like a crazy person “you can do it, keep going, suck it up princess, even though you are running slow your ass could be planted on a couch right now…so that makes you awesome.”
  • The sweat pouring down my face is toxins leaving my body
  • Wear a tank top from “Ruffles with Love” found on ETSY that reads “Shut Up and Run”.  I don’t want to be an oxymoron…that chick along the running trail who’s stopped, doubled over, dry heaving while gripping her aching muscles sportin’ a “shut up and run” tank top.  It will in fact force you to shut up and run. I can rest when I’m done.

after my 5K

I’m pleased to report that I did finish my 5K and I’m back on my healthy eating/exercise program. Remind me to never check out again, that wasn’t fun in the long run.

Here’s some power list songs that keep me running when I want to stop:

“Rusted From the Rain” by Billy Talent

“Hitchin’ a Ride” by Green Day

“Lonely Boy” by The Black Keys

“Electric Worry” by Clutch

“Uprising” by Muse

“Some Nights” by Fun

“A Warrior’s Call” by Volbeat

“Let it Roll” by Flo Rida

“Blow Me (One Last Kiss)” by Pink

“Tonight is the Night” by Outasight

“All of the Lights” by Kanye West

“99 Problems” by Hugo

“Where Them Girls At” by David Guetta, Flo Rida, Nicki Minaj

If anything you’ve read here makes you want to Shut up and Run, then my work here is done.  😉

From my heart to yours,

Christine

P.S. I have yet to weigh myself, but the muffin top that spills over my jeans tells me I have some work to do. Ok body, we are no longer “on a break”.

12 thoughts on “Motivation to Shut Up and Run

  1. WOW!!!! Just what I needed today. It amazes me how sometimes just the right thing comes along. I sooooo needed to be inspired to get my butt in gear.

    1. I think that’s the beauty of kismet (or whatever you want to call it), things just fall into your lap at the exact right time. Thanks for your comment Sandi, happy to hear it was something you needed 🙂

  2. Yep just what I needed to read today. We (me, myself, and I) have also check out for a couple (more then you did) months. Nows the time to get back at it, looking back it wasnt worth it. But hind sight is always 20/20. “we” shall power through.

  3. That is wonderful!! Thanks for the inspiration. I had a lazy week with only one workout so far. Tomorrow morning, it’s ON! PS-Your reference to having kids on your legs, dragging them as you run… Hilarious! 🙂

    1. Close Families: Thank you for your comment! Congrats on getting one workout in at least! Enjoy your workout today. That’s a big motivator for me, to say it out loud. 🙂

    2. Ditto! Even though people who read a blog post or a FB status or Twitter update saying that I’m going to workout won’t actually see whether I do it or not, it somehow holds me accountable and gives me that little oomph to actually do it! 🙂

  4. Love this post! It’s been awhile since I’ve been back on the internet, socializing, eating healthy and also exercising. Hell, everything with my life is a bit off “track”. I feel so much better when I get back to working out. Even if it’s a small walk or good hard run at the gym. Thank you for this! Soon, I will get back at it once I settle back in Leduc! Slowly but surely…
    Thank you Christine for your motivational blog. xo

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